If librarians hush people all day, how do they get into relationships? How does a librarian find the love of their life if they’re too busy telling people to shut up? Simple: they leave these flirty notes for their guests. “Hey. I’ve been checking you out all day.” El oh el.
We’re not sure whether this would work or not, but we’re only going to assume the best. This is obviously a joke that references checking out books and not people, but it’s still pretty cute. Make time to speak with your librarians. You might learn a thing or two about the art of seduction.