50+ Weird and Patronizing Posts You Can Only Find on LinkedIn

If you fail, remember to breathe. If you succeed, don’t forget to inhale oxygen. Also, you can breathe while playing video games, sports, or chilling in the bar with friends. By breathing, your system is receiving much-needed oxygen, which it gets when your oxygenated blood cells travel to all parts of your body.

Seriously, what is the purpose of this post? We can’t imagine that breathing could be a metaphor for anything else. If you’re looking for a financial planner, just reach out to the CEO of Planswell. That guy and his team of advisors are all experts at breathing.