50+ Weird and Patronizing Posts You Can Only Find on LinkedIn

If you get mad by seeing emojis on LinkedIn, then you’re going to get even more mad after seeing this man’s balloon text. That doesn’t belong on LinkedIn! Take that garbage back to Twitter where there’s a running joke on this overly-used saying.

And don’t fall for this saying, either. You can be too old to join a professional sports team, too old to drive a car, too old to lift weights. Whoever came up with this saying had good intentions, but you should be realistic with your expectations. Thanks, Motivating Balloon Guy, but we think we’ll follow the Realistic Times New Roman Fellow from now on.