Out of the all of the things in the history of things that never happened…
…this never happened the most. Seriously, Jim, you’re trying to tell us that your 10-year-old asked you whether that day was the last of the quarter? And you want us to believe that your kid dropped their spoon to ask you this? Dude, we were ten once, and we never cared what our parents did.

Have you guys ever watched Kids Say the Darndest Things back when Bill Cosby was a loveable actor? Yeah, there was no 10-year-old kid on that show who showed the slightest understanding of business or sales. Nobody except you and your sales peers cares about the close of a quarter.