Might I Be of Some Assistance?
Here’s another story that involves someone giving a computer a “man’s touch,” which results in nothing. They say that trying the same thing twice makes you insane, and this guy just proved to the world that he has a few loose screws in his noggin.

If that wasn’t bad enough, the customer actually leaned over the counter to try and sort the problem out on his own. Maybe you should keep your hands to yourself. Imagine if your tampering had somehow broken the computer. You’d be liable to cover the cost of repairing it. Please, for the love of everything that’s holy, don’t be like this guy.