Period Pains from a Man’s Perspective
This story is almost as bad as the one about a medical student trying to school his trainer on where the urethra is located on the female body. Firstly, you don’t have to teach your girlfriend about period pains. She experiences them every month like clockwork, and your suggestions on how to dampen the pain are most likely utter nonsense.

What you learned about period pains in junior high school won’t help much. It’s nice that you’re trying to help your GF cope with her cramps, but try this trick instead. The next time your GF is on her period, throw a few chocolates in her direction and run away.