Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Suck
“Hello, barista, whose job it is to make coffee. Can you please make me another americano? I liked the one I had before, but let me teach you how to make an americano. It’s equal parts espresso and hot water. Got it? Oh, you made the last drink that I enjoyed so much? Wow, this is awkward.”
It was only awkward because you decided to tell someone how to do their job. A barista makes coffee; that’s literally their job description. They have manuals in the back to refresh their memories on how to make certain drinks. And we’re fairly certain that americanos aren’t that hard to make, assuming you’re an actual barista.