Don’t Forget Your Oxygen Bottle
…Are they not called “oxygen bottles?” This whole time, we’ve been referring to oxygen tanks as oxygen bottles, sort of like this guy! The main difference between him and us is that we don’t go around spewing our lack of knowledge to anyone within hearing distance.

To everyone out there who has to deal with mansplaining, please shut them down early and as painlessly as possible, only if you wish to be polite. Don’t let them go on a huge rant about something you know they have no knowledge in. It’ll save you a ton of time, and they’ll still be embarrassed. It’s a win-win for everyone (except the mansplainer).