Pizza Crimes
After spending a couple of hours preparing a homemade pizza from scratch, the only thing left to do is cut it into four, six, or ten slices. That’s not too hard, is it? It shouldn’t be, especially if you have the right tools on hand. The first thing you’ll need, which the OP’s husband doesn’t have, is a brain.
The husband decided to commit one of the biggest atrocities known to mankind: cutting uneven slices from a perfectly good pizza. If you want more, you can just go back for seconds! Now, look what you’ve done! For some reason, this is making our blood boil.