No Time for Zippers!
Wow, this next item isn’t doing anything for our increased blood pressure, either. This wife had diligently placed all of the tortilla wraps in a Ziploc bag. That way, the refrigerator stank doesn’t seep into the tortilla and leave it tasting stale and foul at the same time. But her husband destroyed all of her hard work in a matter of seconds.
Instead of unzipping the Ziploc bag like a child would do, he tore into the plastic bag like a wild animal. And it’s not like moving the tortillas to another bag will help. He’ll just tear into that one, too!