How Not to Eat Cookies
If you’re like the majority of people, you’ll only consume one cookie at a time. We’d like to believe that no matter how hungry they are, the worst they could do is eat full cookies and scatter crumbs all over the place. However, there is a far more harrowing habit.
For her birthday present, the girlfriend received a thoughtful package of cookies from Holland from a dear, dear friend. Her boyfriend, however, decided that they were for him and opened the package all the way. Not only that, but he bit into every cookie, contaminating each and every one with his dirty saliva.