You Said Tampons, Right?
When your girlfriend or wife asks you to get her a pack of tampons, you’re going to have to squeeze her for information. What size tampon does she want? Does she have a preferred brand? The list of questions is endless. This man forgot to ask those questions to his wife and picked up the first package that had the writing “tampon” on it.
As you can see, he made a terrible, terrible, hysterical mistake. In French, tampons savonneux means soapy pads. He didn’t bother to read the English writing because, well, he saw the large tampon caption on it.