#33: Doing You a Favor
This secret is particularly great because I can guarantee almost no women would have thought of it. After all, they don’t have a perfect view of the toilet bowl while peeing, being able to take advantage of precision aim mechanisms in order to deliberately determine the direction of the flow.

However, I do have an issue with the phrasing used by my fellow guy friend here… It’s not necessarily a question about laziness, considering my urine goes down the pipe anyway. So why would I not utilize it on the way down as an eco-friendly and recycled cleaning fluid?