#8: Goats for Rent!
Ah, this always puts a smile on my face. I’ll never forget the first time I stumbled upon a tribe of goats at my local cemetery. It turns out they’re incredibly effective at eating through brambles and underbrush, and many cities rent them to help maintain their parks and public areas.
If your yard could use a good cleaning, you can rent a herd of goats for a very reasonable price of $400. They eat all sorts of plants that are hard to get rid of, like English ivy! They’ll even clear out poison sumac and poison ivy, so you don’t have to deal with it. Plus, GOATS! You get to hang out with GOATS! It’s a win/win.