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“Friend’s 5th-grade son made her this card for Mother’s Day,” one person disclosed on the world wide web. The incredibly honest card says: “Thank you mom for being wonderful, caring, and not making your meatloaf anymore.” We love a little savage. Not to mention, we love that he tacked that last bit on like it’s no big deal.
No more meatloaf, mom! Right? It’s been asked in a card, so obviously you can’t make it anymore. That’s a request that’s been solidified in writing. It’s legally binding now. Besides your unappetizing meatloaf, we love how wonderful and caring you are! Hey, no mom can have it all.