Go Wee Before We Leave
This person reveals the exact moment they transformed into their mother. “When I became the one in my group of friends who always makes sure everyone goes to the bathroom before we go out.” The last thing you want is an ongoing, revolving parade to the bathroom after you leave to go out.
As every mother knows, Bathroom parades will definitely throw a wrench in your plans. They’ll hamper your hangouts. They’ll put a kink in your get-togethers. You get the gist. Best to pee beforehand and get it out of the way. However, you don’t want to be the one who has to remind everyone of this rule of thumb!