The Pretty Mom and the Other Mom
More kid brutal honesty coming your way! “Kid in my son’s class explained to me that she was sure he has two moms because he has ‘the pretty mom’ and ‘the other mom.’ She described each to me in some detail. Reader, both are me.” These reveals will never get old. Not even a little bit.
Apparently, some kids are unable to differentiate between a made-up face and a clean one. Well, at least incapable of noticing that they’re the same person. That people can look vastly different with makeup on, and still be the same person. That’s the magic of makeup! They’ll learn one day.