No Sharing Allowed
“Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don’t have to share,” one parent valiantly disclosed on Twitter. We’re only afforded so much time alone, so sometimes you have to improvise. And by “improvise,” we mean “shove yourself into a closet to chow down on a delicious doughnut.” These moments are rare.
Cherish your alone time. Treasure it. Don’t be afraid to draw a line in the sand that’ll be quickly trampled over by little feet. There are just certain things that mommy won’t share and this is one of them. Let her enjoy her doughnut in the darkened closet in peace. She earned it.