Self-Taught Masseuse
Do you know what the Dummy book series’ greatest feature is? Even though you haven’t, it feels like you’ve mastered a new skill. We see gentle Maya rubbing her partner’s back after reading a few pages of Massage for Dummies in this cartoon.
Here’s some advice for self-taught masseuses: If your “client” is screaming in agony, that does not imply they are enjoying the massage. More often than not, it indicates that they would prefer you to take it easy on the elbow and read a few more pages of your book before tearing their back muscles to shreds.