It’s All an Illusion
Yoga is famous worldwide, but in New York, it’s on another level. The majority of classes are prohibitively expensive, and everyone who goes is well-dressed and in fantastic shape. Once again, New York, you’re being intimidating! Someone overheard a hilarious remark from one of these yoga instructors while passing by one of them, and he couldn’t stop laughing.
One of the students in the class kicked a clock off the wall while attempting a headstand posture. The yoga instructor kept her calm and incorporated it into the session by stating that time was an illusion, so no one minded. I’m sure they’d play that same tune about time being a construct when it was time to close up for class. Probably not!