Getting frontsies at Disneyland
If you’ve never been to an amusement park as large as Disneyland, let us give you an insider’s view of what your day would entail. You will spend 90% of the day waiting in line and 10% of the time complaining about how expensive everything is. However, if you’re willing to pay extra, you can reduce your standing-in-line time by hiring a handicapped person.
Given that said handicapped person is allowed to skip lines and get on all the rides without waiting, it’s only fair that their accompanying individual also gets to forego queues. Although it may be seen as a shameful act by some, you’re ultimately giving someone the opportunity to enjoy amazing rides at Disneyland! It’s a win-win for everyone except the people behind you in line.