Cornbed
There are various methods to deal with horrendous roommates, but the most straightforward and most amusing is to make a joke (or a pun) about them. This guy was sick of his roommate’s habit of making the apartment smell like noodles, so he transformed his bed into a cornbed by smothering it with cornbread.
Are you perplexed? So are we. He was at least considerate enough to cover his bed with nylon so that his bedsheets wouldn’t get damaged. We hope his roommate is a cornbread lover and he ate at least some of it (no one can eat this much cornbread). Otherwise, we’d be upset to see all of this food go to waste.