I’m on a Horse
This time around, Chris and his horse are the show’s stars. You’ve undoubtedly seen at least one Old Spice ad with the Old Spice guy riding a horse, shouting his inexplicable catchphrase, “I’m on a horse.” They’re whimsical, hilarious, and entertaining, and they never grow old.
There’s no need to overthink it. The Old Spice guy simply informs us that he’s on a horse, which is a well-known phrase among the Dude with a Sign. The Old Spice guy has the freedom to express his broad viewpoint – and he’s correct. If you’re not keeping your scent under control, you shouldn’t be raising your arms in public. Let’s try being courteous to those around us, okay?