Evil Teacher
To quote the song lyrics, this is “to wish you luck at your new endeavor.” I cannot wait to see how successful you are with this bet, mainly since it includes a teacher who sports his water bottle full of “student tears.” This instructor, of course, understands the anxiety such a test will cause his pupils and is ecstatic about it. Telling students they’re stupid or losers when answering questions can sting them in the rear end and make them feel worthless.
These kinds of instructors perplex us as to why they decided to become teachers in the first place. However, a little bit of jocularity now and then must invigorate the monotony of daily classes.