#34: Rock the Boat
This had better be a full-on harmonizing rendition every time you pass the gravy. I don’t care how it started, how long it’s been going on, or anything else. If this has been happening for years, you guys have had time to perfect it. There better be vocalizing and hand motions!
It does make me wonder what happens if someone spills the gravy boat, though. Do you break out in other random 70s songs? Is there one for everything you all do? Do you even know what “Rock the Boat” is all about? I’m guessing the answer to that last one is no.