#46: Pure Evil Genius
These are the kinds of plans that make life worth living. Years of a mom trying to throw away her least favorite ornament? Hundreds of ugly elves all over the Christmas tree? That’s what the holidays are all about. I just have one question: Who volunteered to needle felt and sew hundreds of these guys?! That’s a lot of work!
They should just get some modeling clay and go to town. It would be a lot easier, not to mention safer! Still, I can’t wait to see the mass chaos ensue when it’s time to pack the tree up. Will they make it? Will mom finally snap? This needs to be a sitcom. Or at least, a regular seasonal segment on Twitter.