Professional Fedora Tipper
When a guy starts speaking as if he’s a knight in shining armor, we guarantee he isn’t. It’s like he’s playing a role-playing game to seduce the fair maiden into his quarters, even though everyone knows this sort of stuff doesn’t work in the real life. Is he going to keep this charade up when she gives him more moments of her time?

This guy tipped his fedora so low that we’re afraid it’ll fall off. Does this kind of speech work for anyone? We imagine it might work if the woman also geeks out about the knights of the round table, but for everyone else, this is an insta-block.