Heinz EZ Squirt
Ugh, just looking at the picture below is causing us to gag. If you were exposed to cable TV in the 1990s and early 2000s, then you probably recall how much more fun Heinz made their ketchup. Instead of dipping french fries in traditional red ketchup, they sold EZ Squirt bottles with “fun-colored” ketchup, like green and purple.
To be honest, EZ Squirt’s flavor was practically indistinguishable from the classic stuff. However, in the back of our minds, we couldn’t stomach ketchup that was any color other than red. And apparently, we weren’t the only ones who felt that way. They stopped producing the abomination on condiment-kind after six years.