No upsides
This guy had absolutely nothing positive to say about his first apartment in New York. Many new residents in New York learn to make do with living in a dilapidated building, but one can only take so much punishment. When the roof caves in, you know you’re going to have a bad time living there.
The rotten cherry on top of this sundae of misery was his smelly neighbors and their obnoxiously loud kids. There’s no wonder why this guy was relieved to finally leave the big city. We assume that some other poor, unsuspecting soul immediately rented the property as soon as the vacancy sign went up. The apartment might be bad, but hey, at least there’s still half a roof left!