No mail allowed
This guy was stuck in a pretty bad apartment for longer than he liked. The only positive thing about the place was that there was a window. The view, however, was a brick wall with an AC unit where pigeons nested. At least he wasn’t suffering alone, though.
But what kind of landlord forbids you from receiving mail? As if asking for cash payments without a receipt wasn’t bad enough! Hey, that’s what it’s like living in New York, we guess. You gotta learn to make do with whatever crap comes flinging your way. In this person’s case, that crap came in the form of a tiny apartment, a shady landlord, and pigeons.