Neighbor woes
This person had just met his new neighbors upon moving into his new apartment. At first, the downstairs neighbor seemed like a normal dude. However, he soon learned that the guy either had super-sensitive ears or enjoyed making the lives of others as miserable as possible.
The downstairs neighbor would bang on his ceiling whenever he heard even the slightest noise. Tip-toeing in your socks? Bang, bang, bang on the ceiling. Accidentally drop your phone? Bang, bang, bang on the ceiling. Look, we understand that people want to live in a nice, quiet neighborhood, but you’re in New York! Quietness is a luxury that apartment tenants can’t afford!