Hell’s roommate
This person had the misfortune of sharing an apartment in the far west side of Manhattan. He didn’t complain about the apartment, which he lived in sporadically as he also had to care for his property in Florida. So, in order to save a few pennies on rent, he decided that sharing his apartment with G would be a good idea. That would prove to be the wrong decision.
However, as far as bad roommate stories go, G is by no means the worst. Sure, she had dudes over despite the no-dudes-allowed house rules. Still, the OP should count his blessings that his roommate wasn’t hooked on illicit narcotics or anything.