#2: A Doormat With an Attitude
They say it’s better to be safe than sorry. Still, I’m afraid the makers of this doormat may have gone just a little bit overboard with providing for every possible stupid idea that any human being could think to do with their doormat and went overboard and included the necessary precautions.

In this case, there’s almost no point in calling it the fine print, as it takes up almost the entire tag. Either High Cotton doormat manufacturers suffer from severe hypochondria, or else they’re just very worried about opening themselves up to lawsuits.
