#39: That Sounds Totally Possible
I can’t tell if this is an extremely cruel example of commercial manipulation or if it’s actually quite a funny attempt to joke with their clientele. I’ve had just about enough of getting ever more angry at the ever more brazen techniques used to abuse customers and rid them of a few dimes.

So I’m going to tell myself (and you) that this one is a good-natured jest and not a brutal attempt at scamming customers. This is probably a small community restaurant with a regular group of elderly customers, and they put up this sign to provide them with some much-needed laughter, not to pull in unwitting pensioners.
