45 Times the Fine Print on Different Items Was So Misleading

I know, I know. I said I was sick of being angry and wanted to take a more generous approach to what I’m seeing, but how am I supposed to react to this? It’s just another example where words don’t mean the thing that it’s supposed to mean. Tell me that’s not infuriating.

I just want us all to be able to cruise through our local supermarket aisle and know that the item we want to buy is actually what it claims to be. Is that too much to ask for? If you ask me, this fine-print thing is getting out of control.