45 Times the Fine Print on Different Items Was So Misleading

You might think they’re lying, but let me offer you a different interpretation. This isn’t a watermelon-flavored drink; it’s a watermelon-themed drink. It’s not about drinking watermelon or something that tastes like it; it’s about capturing and delivering a watermelon-like atmosphere. And surely this bottle of red liquid achieves that.

Don’t you think so? Alright, you’ve got me. I’m sorry. I keep trying to make excuses for the ridiculous things I’m finding in the fine print, but it’s getting harder by the minute. I might have to start trying to be honest with you, and not in the way that our fine friends at Pret are “honest.”