And Pinkfong, and Cocomelon, and Blippi
Kobe Bryant (RIP) was once asked what sort of music he listened to after his retirement from the NBA. He said mainly the stuff his kids listened to. They’d play it on their tablets, on the smart TV, in the car, and virtually everywhere else they went. Oh, your favorite artist came out with an album? That can wait, your kids need to watch Daniel Tiger for the millionth time right now.

Daniel Tiger isn’t all that bad compared to listening to Pinkfong, Cocomelon, and watching endless loops of Blippi and Peppa Pig episodes on YouTube. We hate the fact that we can name all of these programs for babies.