50+ Hilarious ‘Welcome to Parenthood’ Social Media Posts That Are Completely True

The average grocery store bread loaf contains 28 slices. Well, 26 if you toss the end pieces in the garbage like we all do. A kid can eat two slices of toast for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, and they’ll probably want one or two sandwiches for dinner. If our math is right, that means your kid eats eight slices a day maximum.

So, how is it that your family goes through 15 loaves of bread every single day?! Do kids just munch on white bread as a snack? Are they using slices of bread to wipe their shoes? Why are we spending so much on bread?!