Interruption After Interruption
Can you imagine how stressful it can be to watch your favorite TV show in four-minute increments? Before the intro theme starts playing, you hear crying far off in the distance. Take a two-hour break to settle your toddler before resuming your show. Four minutes later, he’s up again, begging for food.

You make three different meals, all of which your kid doesn’t like, but at least they’re asleep again. Four more minutes to your show and he’s fully awake, ready to drain you of all your energy by playing chase around your house. This is your life from now on.