Nobody Listens, Nobody Cares
The only time your children know where the dirty laundry basket is, is when they want to hide a remote control. Every other time, it’s just a fixture on the floor that goes unnoticed. Oh, don’t worry, young child, mommy will pick up after you. After all, she is your personal maid who makes food, wipes your butt, and washes your clothes, right?
And there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it! You can scream, cry, beg, or bribe them, but it never sticks. Life would be a lot easier if you could just keep your kids in a washing machine. Pro tip: don’t do this.