50+ Hilarious ‘Welcome to Parenthood’ Social Media Posts That Are Completely True

Believe it or not, your children will rely on you for sustenance. You can’t just give them an ax and a few matches and send them off into the woods. Well, you can’t do that anymore since the police told us that was against the law.

But when they eventually come to you for food, there’s no pleasing them. Fried chicken? “Nope, I want something that I can’t name.” Meatloaf sandwiches? “Gross, guess again, mom and dad.” How about some delicious, delicious pizza? “Sure, but you have to get the toppings right.” Olives? “Nope.” Mushrooms? “Bland.” Onions? “Are you even trying?”