50+ Hilarious ‘Welcome to Parenthood’ Social Media Posts That Are Completely True

As soon as you have children, you become a walking, talking garbage can. We mean this in the kindest way possible, if you can imagine that. Kids don’t know why littering is bad, so it’s your job as a parent to pick up their garbage after them. If you can’t find a garbage can nearby, guess the trash goes straight into your pocket, huh?

And this isn’t a one-off thing, either. Every time you go outdoors, make sure your outfit has more than 15 pockets. If they see a shiny rock or an acorn, you know they’re going to stuff it in one of your pockets.