A Never-Ending Pit of Despair
So, what happens when your child has become a teenager? Well, at least they’re not pooping their pants every half hour (we hope), but there’s a set of brand-new challenges that nobody in the world could prepare you for. Even though you’ve been on this planet longer than they have and know more than they do, you’re always wrong.
You can debate and debate all you want, but in the end, the only way to win is to guilt them into submission. “Why won’t you brush your teeth? Do you want mommy to die?!” Works like a charm every single time.