50+ Hilarious ‘Welcome to Parenthood’ Social Media Posts That Are Completely True

It’s not that there’s absolutely no me-time after you become a parent. You can find a few seconds here and there to sit back and relax. However, when the alarm goes off, and it will definitely go off within the next couple of minutes, it’s right back to working an endless shift to please your baby overlord.

This is why you need to savor every bathroom break you get. In the bathroom, there’s nobody to disturb you, and you have a justified reason not to immediately take care of your crying baby. Who’s going to blame you for taking a 60-minute break for twosies?