50+ Hilarious ‘Welcome to Parenthood’ Social Media Posts That Are Completely True

Do you know the classic TV trope where the new parent sells their Corvette to buy a minivan? You probably thought to yourself, “That’s not going to happen to me! My child and I are going to go zooming down the freeway and get pulled over together!” Yeah, that’s some pretty wishful thinking there, bub.

What’s going to happen is that you’re worried about your kid’s safety, so you get a cheap minivan. Make sure it’s cheap and that you don’t mind getting food and bodily fluids all over the seats. Oh, and consider picking up a carpet cleaner that can clean auto interior, too. You can thank us later.