50+ Hilarious ‘Welcome to Parenthood’ Social Media Posts That Are Completely True

After you give birth, you can forget about getting enough sleep from now until the end of time. Your child will wake up at least three times at night, begging for food. Then you need to get up and make breakfast, all the while, your little crotch goblin is screaming their head off from the nursery.

And kids don’t have biological clocks, as far as we know. They’ll fall asleep and wake up whenever they want, and you need to be there to soothe them. So, yeah, just get ready to lose plenty of sleep. And if you ever experience the baby blues, like wanting to get rid of your kid, that’s completely normal.