Traumatize Your Child Early
Children are into some pretty wild things. Just yesterday, we saw a group of kids playing on skateboards! We were wondering where their parents were and whether they didn’t care if about their children. Skateboards are dangerous objects that should be avoided at all costs.
That’s pretty much what this person taught their daughter, who spent all her money on a new board. They warned her about being the dangers of skateboarding—e.g., getting hit by a car—and that was it for the young girl. She put her board away and never even attempted to ride it ever again.