You Have Chosen Your Words… Poorly
Remember, guys. When speaking with tiny kids, avoid using figures of speech and idioms as much as possible. They might not fully understand what you’re trying to say and take things literally, sort of like how that poor child couldn’t sleep because they thought they had actual bugs in their head.
After a pool party, the uncle told his niece to “jump into the shower,” and she did just that. She jumped into the shower, slipped on the wet tiles, and bashed her head pretty bad. He learned a very important lesson here. Always choose your words wisely when speaking to kids who don’t know any better.