High Expectations
This person had the brilliant idea of taking their not-yet-one-year-old child out to nature to see how they’d react. Things went well at first, so they decided to take it one step further. Since babies know how to grab stuff, why not have the child grab a low-hanging branch.
So far so good. Then the parent thought it’d be cool if their child, who can’t even speak, do a pull-up. They instructed the kid to do a pull-up, but that didn’t work. We wonder why? Oh, right—this not-even-one-year-old kid can’t talk and probably had no idea what a pull-up was. Not the worst story, but it does tell you about a parent’s super-high expectations for their children.