A Close Shave
This person’s son was shipped off to college a few months before making this post, and the dad thought he did a pretty darned good job at raising him. Good for you, dad! Not many parents out there can say the same thing, especially those that yell at their kids for not knowing the lyrics to songs (seriously, that story is bonkers).
Wait, what is this we hear about your son not being ready to sport a beard yet? He can sport a beard when he feels like it, or when his facial hair grows out a bit more. Don’t stress over not teaching your son how to shave. That’s what barbershops are for.